Human beings display a constant stream of astonishing creativity. Whether it’s stellar sidewalk chalk art or small-world scenes or invisible cats, I am endlessly impressed by the breadth and depth of the clever ideas people keep conjuring.
Which has nothing to do with the headline on this banner ad for Red Baron pizza, which is awful. The only thing that astonishes me about this ridiculous play-on-words is that a committee of people gave it the green light. I’m guessing the follow-up campaign, “Howie do we do it?” will be following shortly.